Wikipedia:Cyberwiki
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 | This page in a nutshell: A CyberWiki is an enemy of a WikiDoctor. They fanatically desire all lifeforms conform to an emotionless editing style for their own betterment. |
A CyberWiki is a Wikipedian who so slavishly follows the Wikipedia rules and believes strict adherence to them is an improvement to any other form of editing and that everyone else must conform to a single, emotionless style of editing, and they will not hesitate to use force to make other Wikipedians comply to this "upgrade".
The origin of the CyberWiki (as a species) is unclear. Some say they came from a place called "Wikimondas" and had a rabid aversion to articles with the word "gold" anywhere in the title (and would cease editing on exposure), and some say the more recent CyberWikians are the result of one dying Wikipedian's mad quest for the perfect wiki editing style that went horribly wrong and converted him and those he forced to follow his vision into a mindless, shell-like existence of rigid editing with no variation on the routine. Regardless which is true, all CyberWiki believe not only should they follow all the rules and edit as unemotionally as possible, they will not hesitate to force other Wikipedians to join them.
They are natural enemies of the WikiDoctor, and are also enemies of the WikiDaleks, and are an ever-present threat to the editing lives of all Wikipedians.