Wikipedia:Avoiding scrutiny
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This is a step by step guide on avoiding scrutiny:
- Do whatever you did do or will do that breaks whatever policy you've decided to blatantly ignore or throw to the trash because you're special and shouldn't have to worry about what the rules of the peasants say
- Dramatically retire or go on a wiki-break because of all of the silly peasants that believe in justice clearly have their heads up their ass
- Whatever ANI thread was open on you will be closed because you retired
- ???
- Return after 2 months and go back to whatever it is you were doing and no one will bring up the original problem
Rinse and repeat 5 or more times and you're immune from criticism.