I am not overly fond of my birth name, hence the emphasis on the online name.
I was born in the town of Taft, California on March 6th, 1985, and my family moved to Olean, New York when I was around nine months old. I attended Boardmanville Elementary School, Olean Middle School and Olean High School.
I graduated from JCC in December of 2006 with an A.S. in Social Sciences, attended Fredonia from Fall of 2007 to Spring of 2008, and returned to JCC from the Fall of 2012 to Spring of 2013 when I received a completely worthwhile degree in Individual Studies. Later, I moved to the city of Redmond, WA, where I updated this Wikipedia user page at 2:00AM on a Thursday morning.