User:Hereitisthen

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

I was born. I don't think I liked it very much: I went from being quite warm to very cold in just a few moments. And, really, who likes that?

I went to school. They told me I could be anything I wanted. They lied. Bastards.

I went to college, because that's what they told me to do. 'Queens was fun. I drank a lot and smoked a lot of pot. I didn't graduate, because I drank a lot and smoked a lot of pot. The fun thing is never the right thing. That's what I learned in college. That, and my social security number.