I originally started here at Wikipedia in 2005. Due to the more important needs of my family and job, I've been inactive for a few years now, making a few occasional edits anonymously. My past admin tasks were usually pushing the mop around by sifting through CAT:CSD or closing AfDs.
Off-wiki, I do stuff outside. And drink a lot of coffee. Actually, I do a lot of things that are more interesting and rewarding than Wikipedia. I'm pretty fascinating.
The username comes from here, if you're wondering.
Recent news: If you're a CAT:CSD patroller, you might find this template useful for notifying users that they just had an article deleted — I personally don't like leaving new editors wondering why their work disappeared. Check it out: User:Tijuana Brass/deletion1. 09:18, 18 January 2007 (UTC)
A few articles I intend to write or do some work on or maybe just leave here in this little box forever as a monument to procrastination
Herb Alpert - Hope to get my namesake up to FA status some day
Wikipedia:Seriously, Wikipedia isn't that big of a deal - Really, it's just Wikipedia. Go outside, get some fresh air, and get over your issues. Edit conflicts, vandals, revert wars... it's not as big of a deal as you think.
...but not enough to keep this updated like I used to.
Here's a few entertaining edits. If you've found some particularly good ones, add them on. If you haven't, vandalize this page — I'm trying to reach the century mark. To date, this page has been vandalized 78 times. (as of 2006... stopped counting long ago)
