User:Shovel Shenanigans

Oh. Well, hello there.

It seems you are here. What brings you here?

Do I interest you that much?

I'm flattered. Sincerely.

Please leave. There's nothing for you here.

You're still here? What did you expect? More?

Some information on what I do and what I enjoy?

Well, tough titty.

Time to go.

Hop along, Cassidy.

WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Do you hope to achieve something?

To what end is your persistence?

This is the broom closet ending of user pages, my friend.

There is no cake here.

I'm sorry for yelling. Honestly.

You don't deserve that. You deserve more. Better.

I'm sure you're a kind and beautiful person.

But you have to understand, this page is not for you.

You're not supposed to be here.

There are millions of user pages on Wikipedia, and yet you stay here.

The one page with no information to be had.

I think I get it now. You think if you stay here long enough, I'll just give up and give you some information.

Well, I will not concede. There is nothing here.

NOTHING, I TELL YOU! NOTHING!

Are you gone yet?

Don't go.

I'm lonely.