User:MapleGleam

Hi, there!

I go by Maple Gleam around these parts, but you can call me Maple. I'm not the most active of critters around here, but I like to fix the occasional error. Feel free to drop me a line if you like!

they

This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

-ly

This user mourns the apparent death of the adverb, a loss that this user feels most serious.

. The

This user puts two spaces after a period.

Wheaties, Cheerios, and Rice Chex

This user prefers the cereal comma.

’s

This user realises that plural nouns should not have an apostrophe while possessive words should!

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

This user does not identify strongly with any gender.

This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.

LH ←

This user is a southpaw.

This user is a Storm Spotter for SKYWARN.

This user enjoys geocaching.

This user provides information using userboxes because she is bored.

My past is not today.
The Tantabus showed the way.
These fans – what the hay?!

This user prefers using userboxes to fill up her user page instead of actually writing something useful.

Lipsum

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

nws-N

This user bellyfeels newspeak.

Nds-1

This droog govoreets basic Nadsat.

This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!