User:Aaron Brenneman/Userpage items/Poems/11

Xoloz 16:01, 3 February 2006

Aaron likes rhyming insult couplets,

but I can't write one.

Brenneman's a friend to men (and women),

and generally cooler than the Muppets!

He might have some flaws,

maybe he's broken a few laws;

but, he can't be blamed, you see,

as long as "Ignore all rules" continues to be!

A most excellent Wikipedian,

among our supreme comedians,

Aaron never fails to speak his mind,

making him an enemy of dicks unkind!