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Leykis 101

This was a major tenet of his show. Should have more coverage: 

   $40.00 Limit - Never spend more then $40 on a date.
   3 Dates Rule - Stop seeing the girl if you do not get laid after the third date.
   No Means No - If she says no then, STOP, get your stuff, and leave.
   No Marriage - Marriage benefits women and children, not men.
   Marriage Contract - If you must marry, never do it without a prenuptial agreement.
   Single Mothers - Never date single mothers.
   Tabasco Sauce - After having sex pour Tabasco sauce into the used condom.
   Co-worker Relationships - Never date a co-worker.
   Approaching Women in Groups - Never approach a woman in a club that's surrounded by her girlfriends.
   Sex To Go - Leave after sex. No spooning, cuddling, and or staying over afterwards.
   Relationships - Do not get into a serious relationship before the age of 25.
   Weekend Dates - Do not go out on weekend dates unless you are guaranteed sex.
   Cell Phone Dates - If your date's cell phone rings during the date then immediately leave.
   Women in Bars - Sit at a bar alone and do not talk to any women.
   After Hours Homely Pickings - The fugly women are the last one's to get picked up.
   Birth Control - Regardless of what a woman says always use birth control.
   No Gifts - No gifts are ever given to booty calls and women you are dating.
   Types of Dates - Avoid lunch and or coffee dates.
   Jerks and Assholes - If women think you are a jerk, then you're doing something right.
   Eating Before Dates - Have a hearty meal before a date.
   Income and Women - The amount of income you have often determines the type of women you get.
   Male Friends - Avoid women with male friends. They all want to have sex with her.
   No Sex At Your House - Never bring a woman home for sex.
   No Compliments - Never compliment a woman.
   Easily replaceable - Have her know that if she does not put out then you will get it elsewhere.
   Holidays - Break up with your women during those money sucking holiday seasons.
   Change is not inevitable - Do not change who you are just for a woman.
   Power Before Kids and Marriage - Men have the most power before kids and a family.
   Paternity Test - Always get a paternity test no matter how sure you are that it is your child.
   No DNA Donation - Never help a women you have no intention of marrying have kids.
   Women Are Dream Killers - They want to reach their dreams and stop yours.
   No fat chicks - If she gets fat, tell her to lose the weight or you're off. 
   Ultimatum, Run - If a women gives you an ultimatum then run and don't look back.
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