Pesky Pants
The Pesky Pants prank was an ongoing practical joke between 1965 and 1989. Two brothers-in-law took turns giving each other the same pair of trousers as a Christmas present with the packaging becoming more elaborate each year. The prank ended in 1989 with the accidental destruction of the pants.
Origin
[edit]The pants, made of moleskin, were originally given to Larry Kunkel by his mother in 1964.[1] Kunkel disliked the pants because the material became uncomfortably stiff in the cold Minnesota winters. Rather than throw them away, he regifted them to his brother-in-law, Roy Collette, the following Christmas. Collette didn't like them either so he waited until the following year and gave them back. For the next couple years, the pants were traded back and forth with traditional wrapping.
Escalation & gentleman's agreement
[edit]After several years, Collette took the additional step of twisting the pants tightly and stuffing them into a tube to conceal the nature of the present. Kunkel retaliated by compressing them into a small cube approximately seven inches square and wrapping it with wire.
As the packaging became more elaborate, the goal shifted to making the gift harder for the recipient to open and recover the pants.
An informal agreement existed that only “legal and moral” methods of wrapping were permitted and expenses were kept to a minimum by using junk parts and donated supplies. They also agreed to end the tradition if the pants were destroyed or became unwearable.[2]
Double-crosses
[edit]On two occasions, the men agreed to end the tradition early. In 1984, they planned to mount the trousers in a glass frame and present them back to Kunkel's mother Ethel Kunkel. Collette had the trousers professionally cleaned and pressed and delivered them to Kunkel for framing. Kunkel instead returned the pants to Collette in a 1974 Chevrolet Camaro filled with concrete.[2]
Again, in 1987 they agreed to end the saga, this time by destroying the pants with media present. They arranged an event where the pants would be secured between their vehicles and torn in two. Kunkel managed to sabotage the rope and made off with the trousers intact. They were returned to Collette the following year.
List of gift years
[edit]| Year | Description | Recipient | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1964 | Original gift to Kunkel from his mother | Kunkel | |
| 1965 | Regift | Collette | |
| 1966-1972 | Regifting continues | alternating | |
| 1973 | Twisted and rolled into three-foot 1-inch tube. | Kunkel | |
| 1974 | Compressed to seven-inch wire-wrapped cube. | Collette | |
| 1975 | 2-foot crate full of stones and banded with steel | Kunkel | |
| 1976 | Double-pane bullet-proof glass frame. | Collette | |
| 1977 | 5 gallon bucket of concrete. | Kunkel | |
| 1978 | None | ||
| 1979 | Steel Ash-tray 225lbs[2] | Collette | |
| 1980 | Steel office safe. Welded door. Dial removed[2] | Kunkel | |
| 1981 | 1974 AMC Gremlin (crushed)[2] | Collette |  |
| 1982 | Industrial truck tire. Fused rim. Filled internally with 3 tons of concrete[2] | Kunkel |  |
| 1983 | Rocket ship. 17.5' tall. 5' diameter. 6 tons of concrete[2] | Collette |  |
| 1984 | 1974 Camaro filled with concrete[2] | Collette |  |
| 1985 | 4 ton Rubik's Cube (non-functional) Kiln-dried, reinforced concrete core surrounded by lumber[2] | Kunkel |  |
| 1986 | Station-wagon car. Filled with electric generators welded into steel mass[2][3] | Collette |  |
| 1987 | Agreement to destroy. The men agreed to destroy the pants and end the tradition. The pants were tied between two SUVs driven by them. Kunkel managed to sabotage Collette's rope and made off with the trousers intact. | Kunkel |  |
| 1988 | Concrete filled cement truck mixer drum[4] | Collette |  |
| 1989 | Pants destroyed (Delivered in brass urn)[5] | Kunkel |  |
Destruction
[edit]In 1989 Collette intended to encase the pants in 10,000 pounds of poured molten glass. During the pouring process, the pants were to be protected by an insulated container. However, the container fractured allowing the pants to burn. The ashes were deposited into a brass urn and given to Kunkel ending the tradition.[1]
Name and media coverage
[edit]The story was first reported in the Owatonna People's Press in a story that used the name 'Pesky Pants'.[6][7][8]
In subsequent years, the prank was covered by many newspapers[9][10][11][12][13][14] including New York Times[15] and Chicago Tribune,[16] radio programs and TV news.
On 9 October 1988 the two appeared on Incredible Sunday.[17]
External links
[edit]- Snopes.com
- Today I Found Out: The Story of How Two Friends Elaborately Re-Gifted the Same Pair of Pants for Over Two Decades
- Futility Closet: The Christmas War
References
[edit]- ^ a b "Moleskin Pants Destroyed in Fire; Tradition, Too". AP News. December 29, 1989. Archived from the original on December 25, 2020.
- ^ a b c d e f g h i j "A pair of fuzzy brown moleskin pants were traded..." United Press International. 25 December 1986.
- ^ Herzog, Kurt (24 December 1986). "Pants welded in station wagon". Owatonna People's Press. p. 1.
- ^ O'Rourke, Mike (22 December 1988). "Pants joke continues". Brainerd Daily Dispatch. p. 1.
- ^ Ehlers, Jodi (24 December 1989). "Pesky pants meet their maker". Owatonna People's Press. p. 1.
- ^ Macalus, Sam (1980-12-18). "Pesky pants caper persists". Owatonna People's Press. p. A1.
- ^ Macalus, Sam (21 March 1982). "Hold your pants on, please!". Owatonna People's Press. p. A1.
- ^ Pearson, Kelly (18 December 1988). "'Pesky pants' space ship lands at Collette's house". Owatonna People's Press. p. A1.
- ^ "Gift Wrapped - Tons of Fun Every Yuletide". United Press International. 22 December 1982.
- ^ "Next Year They're Coming in the Space Shuttle". United Press International. 23 December 1983.
- ^ "17-foot-tall rocket wears the pants in Owatonna family". Associated Press. 25 December 1983.
- ^ Black, Eric (24 December 1984). "Moleskin pants (and heavy wrapper) have arrived". Minneapolis Star and Tribune. p. 9A.
- ^ "Christmas Pants Packaged in Rubik's Cube". United Press International. 25 December 1985.
- ^ von Sternberg, Bob (29 December 1989). "Will Owatonna pair finally wrap up holiday tradition of giving moleskin pants?". Minneapolis Star-Tribune. p. 1B.
- ^ "FOR 13TH YEAR SANTA BRINGS A PAIR OF UNWEARABLE PANTS". The New York Times. December 25, 1983. p. Section 1, Page 33. Archived from the original on 6 December 2022. Retrieved 2 January 2021.
- ^ "WHAT'S IN THE CUBE? THAT'S SURE NO PUZZLE". Chicago Tribune. 27 December 1985. Archived from the original on 17 October 2021. Retrieved 2 January 2021.
- ^ Gandrud, Marcia (5 October 1988). "Infamous pair on national TV". Owatonna People's Press. p. 1.