Draft:Jasper Lo

Jasper Lo is the son of Dominic Toretto and a Hong Kong internet personality, engineer, student, gamer, debater, social philanthropist, visionary, explorer, martial artist, war criminal, social justice warrior and former child. He is also known as "The Harbinger of Hong Kong", "Lisan al Gaib", "the Cockroach" and "Jihadi John". He has an ISFJ personality type.

Early Life

On 29 August 2005, in the dark, damp alleys of Hong Kong, a small but fierce cockroach named Jasper was birthed. He ate his twin brother while they were still fetuses and began to live a life of scavenging and surviving, but as the government's grip on the city tightened, Jasper's anger grew. One fateful night, as he scurried through the shadows of Kowloon's Walled City, Jasper stumbled upon a group of students, huddled and fearful, planning a protest against the oppressive regime. Their determination ignited a fire within him, and he knew he had to join the fight.

Jasper began secretly gathering intel, scurrying through the walls and floors of government buildings, overhearing whispers of brutal crackdowns and sinister plans of the Hong Kong Police Force. He shared his findings with the students, who were amazed by the tiny but fearless cockroach's bravery. As the protests intensified, Jasper became a symbol of resistance, inspiring others to join the cause. He scurried through tear gas and dodged batons, delivering crucial messages and supplies to the student leaders.

But the government would not be easily defeated. They unleashed a ruthless campaign to crush the rebellion, and Jasper found himself facing off against Major General Peng Jingtang, determined to crush the cockroach and the movement he represented. In a final, desperate bid to turn the tide, Jasper led a daring raid on the Chinese People's Liberation Army Forces Hong Kong Building, using his tiny size and cunning to outmaneuver the guards. The students, armed with the stolen weapons, launched a fierce counterattack, and the government's grip on the city began to falter.

Yet, in the chaos of victory, Jasper was gravely injured, his shell cracked and his body broken. As the students mourned their fallen hero, they vowed to continue the fight, inspired by the tiny cockroach who had given his all for the cause of freedom. And so, Jasper's legacy lived on, a reminder to all of the power of courage and determination, no matter how small or seemingly insignificant one may be. His rebellion had sparked a flame that would burn bright, guiding the people of Hong Kong towards a brighter, freer future.

Education

In 2023, Jasper began undertaking a Bachelor of Engineering degree at Hong Kong Polytechnic University where he has learned to create animated water bottles, write Chinese literature and live in a society where interest rates fluctuate between 8-15%.

During his time there, on the night of 28 May 2023, he mistakenly attended a cult meeting that was disguised as a supplementary class. He had been invited to the class by a close colleague who could never attend due to multiple deaths in the colleague's family under "mysterious circumstances". During the meeting, he messaged friends and family members to say he felt extremely dizzy and tired and wanted to throw up. Jasper's final text message was sent when he was semi-unconscious, stating that the cult leader gave everyone “a go with the mic”. Family and friends did not hear from him after that, assuming he passed out.

The following morning, Jasper complained that his anus was in extreme pain and that he couldn’t walk properly. He was admitted to Queen Mary Hospital on 29 May 2023 where doctors found six crystal balls up his rectum that were named "Infinity Stones".

Achievements

Spinjitzu

In approximately 1500BCE, Jasper trained under Master Wu in much of his early years quickly mastering the art of Spinjitzu, Forbidden Spinjitzu and Catjitzu which granted him abilities such as creating a tornado of energy and color around himself while spinning.

Belgian Congo

In 1910, Jasper convinced Australian war hero, Ben Roberts-Smith to join him on a mission to colonize the Congo with King Leopold II, but Jasper's environmental concerns led him to lecture the king on the dangers of greenhouse gases. During his time there, he tackled the global issue of homelessness by simply telling everyone to buy a house. It was a bold solution, but it worked like a charm.

Auschwitz

In 1943, Jasper enlisted in the Schutzstaffel (ᛋᛋ) and was assigned to the SS-Totenkopfverbände unit as a prison guard at Auschwitz. He earned employee of the month six consecutive times which saw him promoted to Scharführer. He was awarded the Knight's cross of the Iron Cross with Oak Leaves and Iron Cross (1st Class) for his explementary bravery. In 1944, he was promoted to Obersturmführer as Amon Göth's right hand man.

Khmer Rouge Regime

In 1971, during the Cambodian Civil War, Jasper traveled to Cambodia, where he met Pol Pot, the infamous leader of the Khmer Rouge. But instead of danger, Jasper saw an opportunity for culinary innovation. He turned Pol Pot into a Hot Pot stew, solving the region's hunger crisis with his quick thinking.

Battle of Tiananmen Square

In 1989, Jasper was working as an accountant for KPMG in Hong Kong, when he received an unexpected phone call from his old friend, Kyle Carpenter, Medal of Honor recipient. Kyle had called Jasper telling him, "I need your skills in Beijing. There's a situation brewing in Tiananmen Square, and I need someone with your attention to detail to help me sort it out."

Jasper arrived in Tiananmen Square in the early morning of 4 June and met with a scene of utter chaos. A hurricane tornado had struck, leaving destruction and debris in its wake. Tanks and armoured personnel carriers were rolling in, and soldiers swarmed the area opening fire on civilians. Jasper fought his way through the crowd and stumbled upon a group of survivors, including Ian, a fellow accountant who had been in the wrong place at the wrong time.

After freeing Ian from the rubble, Darth Vader appeared, and engaged Jasper with his lightsaber in single combat with Jasper being victorious and earning the title of "Sithslayer".

Despite the mayhem, Jasper's accounting skills proved surprisingly useful. He helped Kyle and Ian unravel a web of corruption and deceit that led all the way to the top of Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference. However Jasper was evacuated by Kuomintang agents before he could stamp out the corrupted officials.

Oceangate Titan Submarine Incident

On 18 June 2023, Jasper joined the OceanGate submarine expedition as a classified passenger as to not show up on the manifest. Recently unclassified documents showed that under the guise of exploring the Titanic, he was on a secret mission sanctioned by Alibaba to recover Nazi gold from missing German U-Boat U-703 in the Atlantic Ocean. But when the water pressure became too great, Jasper didn't flinch. The water imploded around him, but he emerged unscathed. It was speculated that he used a forbidden Spinjitzu technique to save himself.

2024 Solar Eclipse

When NASA scientists warned of an impending solar eclipse on 8 April 2024, Jasper ignored their advice and stared directly at the sun without sunglasses. But instead of harming his eyes, the sun's rays bounced right off his fearless gaze.

Views and Online Activity

Roblox

Jasper is one of the most recognizable and influential gaming personalities in Roblox. He is more commonly known by his gamertag "RoyalPlatinum" and his iconic character in the game platform flaunts a white Champion shirt, a White Scarf, Blue Anime Boy Hair, White Void Antlers and Blademaster's Blade on his back. He is less known by his alternate personalities of "chocolatepeople63", "Spongbob192833" and "JLo_401". Jasper often shows extreme hatred towards African Americans and has and has antagonized multiple Black Lives Matter protesters at several different online protests.

PUBG Mobile

Jasper is also active in PUBG Mobile under the alias "xxxDARKSIDERxx" which he has played over 2700 matches since 2017, achieving a 21.6% win ratio, 70.2% top 10 percentage and Ace being his highest tier reached. He achieved his highest ranked K/D ratio of 13.00 in Chapter 5 Season 13 (C5S13). His character is dressed in a silver Racer Top, Deer Hunter Bottom and Season 3 Combat Boots. He is equipped with a level 3 Dino Park Backpack and Dino Park Ornament. In matches he is often seen driving his lunar white McLaren 570S if downloaded.

Stumble Guys

In late November 2024, Jasper debuted in the mobile game Stumble Guys where he plays under the name "Player j5YDDQwz--" with six championships under his belt. However, the legitimacy of his wins has already been called into question as other contenders have heard him activating scripts on his keyboard. A recent VAR review have confirmed the allegations of exploiting cheat engines where his player should have been eliminated on no less than four occasions in one round. Jasper has made no comment on the allegations.

Controversies

Roblox

Jasper has been banned by the gaming platform for multiple instances of hate speech and has been characterized for his racist remarks and inappropriate behavior online. He often calls players "nigger" and "monkey" multiple times and often tells other players they are in the "wrong neighborhood".

The Magnificent Seven

In 2022, The Betoota Advocate published an article reporting that Jasper was scouted by a shadow company colloquially dubbed, "The Magnificent Seven" consisting of Michael Jackson, Rolf Harris, George Pell, Jeffery Epstein, O. J. Simpson, Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein. Jasper was prospected to join the group prior to the name changing ceremony to "The Hateful Eight". Jasper's membership and affiliations to the group were never confirmed.

Jasper is known to have connections with groups such as The Church of Scientology, the Illuminati, Majestic 12 and the Freemasons. He is also friends with many high-profile politicians and celebrities. Jasper has been seen in photographs and at social events with YiLong Ma, Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Kony, Muammar Gaddafi, Saddam Hussein, Idi Amin, Ivan Milat, Jeffery Dahmer, and Ted Bundy. Jasper has received personal awards and commendations from Genghis Khan, Lord Yoshi Toranaga, Kim Jong Un, George W. Bush, Richard Nixon, Ronald Regan, Robert McNamara, Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, Mitt Romney, Gina Rinehart, James Packer, and the Tokugawa Shogunate.

Enemy at the Gates

While Jasper is often dubbed as the "Number 11" on the Hong Kong's Top 10 Most Wanted list, pro-democracy members of OCLP and Demosisto have speculated that he is actually a sleeper agent of China's Ministry of State Security implemented to subvert Hong Kong's freedom demostrations, conduct false flag operations and act as a fifth column individual. When questioned about his involvement in the 2019–2020 Hong Kong protests by Ching Cheong, a Hong Kong correspondent of The Straits Times, Jasper replied with: "屌你老母臭閪" (diu2 nei5 lou5mou2 cau3hai1).

Jasper is also rumored to be a known associates of pro-democratic activists such as Alex Chow and the recently convicted Joshua Wong.

Grove Street Incident

In 2004, San Andreas Police Department received reports of a shooting on Grove Street between an African American member of "The Ballas" gang and an individual matching Jasper's description. It was speculated that the gang member called Jasper a "small-eyed chink". Jasper allegedly expended 18 rounds of 9mm ammunition from a Glock 18 automatic pistol in retaliation and called the gang member a "smashed Malteser". Jasper became the prime suspect of a month-long investigation that yielded no crucial evidence or key witnesses. As a result, all charges were dropped.

Mushroom Massacre

After the 2023 Leongatha mushroom poisoning incident, Jasper had allegedly confided with Lord Kashigi Yabushige at a sake event telling him that he once killed four people with mushrooms when he was a chef.

Legal Issues

Interpol

In 2023, Interpol served a cease and desist order on Jasper demanding the cessation of impersonations of activities by the Hong Kong Umbrella Movement.

Butcher of Tehran

In 2024, it was found by an independent inquiry that Jasper had involvement in several war crimes during the Iran-Iraq War (1980-1988), War in Afghanistan (2001-2021), Iraq War (2003-2011), War in Iraq (2013-2017). It was speculated that Jasper was contracted to conduct corporate espionage for Shell plc and BP, conduct unsanctioned executions of high-ranking ISIL members for Mossad, usurp the Iranian government and feed bacon to the population for multiple private military companies. Jasper's trail at The Hague has been postponed due to the Covid-19 pandemic. Blackwater, G4S and Triple Canopy have all denied any connection to Jasper.

The Iranian Ministry of Intelligence has released a statement claiming that Jasper’s bedsheets are made from the skin of his fallen enemies, earning him the nickname, "Butcher of Tehran".

Forbes has estimated Jasper to have amassed a fortune of over HKD$150 million from his activities in the Middle East which is laundered through FC 25 Ultimate Team Packs.

Dune

Jasper is wanted by House Atreides for water and spice exploitation and racketeering against the Fremen population of Arrakis. Jasper was briefly contracted by Vladimir Harkonnen of House Corrino to procure Sardaukar fighters against House Atreides.

Avatar

Jasper is wanted by the Na'vi on the planet of Pandora Pandora for genocide against the blue indigenous population. The Na'Vi, with their deep connection to nature and their planet, will not take kindly to Jasper's alleged offenses.

Jasper was approached by The Resources Development Administration (RDA) as a shadow director to mine Unobtainium on Pandora. Jasper worked closely with Colonel Miles Quaritch and privately sanction the destruction of the Na'vi hometree. Jasper's tenure with the RDA was terminated after failing to prevent a rising insurgency, a failed mission to destroy the Na'vi Tree of Souls and the subsequent expulsion of humans from Pandora.

Harry Potter and the Gas Chamber

Jasper is wanted by the Ministry of Magic for using the Unforgivable Curses (Avada Kedavra, Crucio, and Imperio) and committing human experimentation on half-bloods. During his time in the ᛋᛋ at Auschwitz, Jasper studied the works of Doctor Josef Mengele nicknamed the "Angel of Death". Facinated by Dr Mengele's works, Jasper began his own anthropological studies and research into heredity, using half-bloods for medical experimentation.

The Ministry of Magic, led by the Auror Office and the Wizengamot, has released a statement that they will not hesitate to apprehend Jasper and bring him to justice. The use of Unforgivable Curses is a capital offense, and crimes against half-bloods will be met with severe punishment. Sparking a multiverse-spanning manhunt.