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The Brand New Testament
Theatrical release poster
Directed byJaco Van Dormael
Written byJaco Van Dormael
Thomas Gunzig
Produced byJaco Van Dormael
Frank Van Passel
StarringBenoît Poelvoorde
Catherine Deneuve
François Damiens
Yolande Moreau
Pili Groyne
CinematographyChristophe Beaucarne
Edited byHervé de Luze
Music byAn Pierlé
Production
company
Terra Incognita Films
Distributed byLe Pacte
Release dates
  • 17 May 2015 (2015-05-17) (Cannes)
  • 1 September 2015 (2015-09-01) (Belgium)
Running time
113 minutes
CountriesBelgium
France
Luxembourg
LanguageFrench
Budget$8.7 million[1]
Box office$15.7 million[2]

The Brand New Testament (French: Le Tout Nouveau Testament) is a 2015 fantasy dark comedy film written, produced, and directed by Jaco Van Dormael. It is a co-production among Belgium, France, and Luxembourg. The film was screened at the Directors' Fortnight section at the 2015 Cannes Film Festival.[3] It was selected as the Belgian entry for the Best Foreign Language Film at the 88th Academy Awards,[4] making the December shortlist of nine films, but was not nominated.[5][6] The Brand New Testament received ten nominations at the 6th Magritte Awards, winning four awards, including Best Film and Best Director for Van Dormael.[7] The film has become a cult film.[8]

Plot

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God lives in an apartment in Brussels which he shares with his meek wife and his 10-year-old daughter Ea, to whom he is emotionally and physically abusive. God is a grumpy sadist who created humankind specifically to have something to torment. He manipulates reality via the computer in his office. One day when he forgets to lock the door, Ea sneaks in, sees on the computer how God has been making humans suffer, and confronts him about it. He is furious and whips Ea with his belt. Ea decides to rebel against her father. Together with her brother Jesus, who secretly lives in their apartment disguised as a statue, she decides to go into the world, find six more apostles and have a "brand new testament" written. Ea steals the office key, accesses the database with all birthdays and times of death of every human in the world, and has the computer send a text message to each of them announcing their time of death. Then she randomly takes six persons' records from the database, puts a software lock on God's computer, and escapes from the apartment through their washing machine, which Jesus hacked to provide a tunnel to the outside world. Wandering the streets of Brussels, Ea first enlists a homeless man, Victor, to be her scribe, since she cannot write well, and then begins to find her six apostles to narrate their own life stories for the Testament.

The first apostle is a reclusive woman who lost her left arm in an accident and feels nobody will love her. The second is a man who hates his work and his life, and has decided to never move from a bench in the park now that he knows the date of his death. Ea translates to allow him to converse with a bird. This induces him to follow a flock of birds to the North Pole. The third apostle is a sexually frustrated man who is awkward with women and remains lovesick for a German girl he met once as a boy. With Ea's encouragement, he becomes a voice actor for porn movies, where he encounters and establishes a relationship with his lifelong fixation. The fourth apostle is a man who is fascinated with death and killing. He purchases a rifle and shoots people knowing that, since all death dates are already predetermined, they cannot be his responsibility. Ea prods him to shoot a woman, the first apostle. When she doesn't die, because he hit her in her prosthetic arm, he believes this to be a divine signal, starts a relationship with her, and learns to embrace life instead of death. The fifth apostle is an elderly woman trapped in a loveless marriage, especially now that her husband knows he will outlive her by many years. Ea persuades her to cheat on her husband. She has sex with a young male prostitute, and then forms a love relationship with a gorilla. The gorilla scares her husband away, to her delight. The sixth apostle is a sickly boy who, with only days left to live, decides to live them as a girl. Ea encourages him to live each day as the equivalent of one month.

God is horrified when he discovers what Ea has done and that he can no longer torment humans. Locked out of his computer, he is powerless. He leaves the apartment using the same route that ends in a laundry room, and in the real world he suffers all the mistreatment and frustrations he created for mankind. He is assaulted by everyone he meets. When he wants to go back, he finds that the tunnel to his apartment has disappeared and he is trapped on Earth powerless and alone. He takes shelter in a church, where his outrageous criticism of his son Jesus Christ provokes a charitable priest into beating him senseless and eventually gets him locked up with a group of illegal immigrants that are to be deported to Uzbekistan.

Ea and her apostles go to the seaside where hundreds of people have gathered to spend the last hours of their lives. An airplane approaches: it's carrying the group of immigrants, including God, under police escort, and is scheduled to crash onto the beach and kill everyone according to God's own previous programming. In the meantime, God's wife has realized that the number of apostles has grown to 18, her favorite number, enters her husband's office and cleans up. In the process, the computer restarts and now invites her to take control. The previously scheduled death dates are overruled. The airplane regains altitude and the world is reset under a flower-filled sky. Victor's Brand New Testament is published, becomes a bestseller, and catapults him out of hopeless poverty into a new life of fame and fortune. God reaches Uzbekistan where he is put to work on an assembly line manufacturing washing machines. He frantically checks each washing machine if maybe it has an escape hatch that will take him back to his apartment.

Cast

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Reception

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The Brand New Testament received generally favorable reviews from film critics. On Rotten Tomatoes, the film holds an approval rating of 82%, based on 74 reviews with an average rating of 7/10. The website's critical consensus reads, "The Brand New Testament takes a surreal, subversive, and funny look at Biblical themes through a modern — and refreshingly original — lens."[9] At Metacritic, the film received an average score of 70 out of 100, based on 17 reviews from mainstream critics, indicating "generally favorable reviews".[10]

Accolades

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Award / Film Festival Category Recipient(s) Result
Austin Film Critics Association[11][12] Best Foreign Language Film The Brand New Testament Nominated
Belgian Film Critics Association[13] Best Film The Brand New Testament Won
Biografilm Festival[14] Europa Audience Award The Brand New Testament Won
Guerrilla Award for Best Film The Brand New Testament Won
Cannes Film Festival[15] Art Cinema Award The Brand New Testament Nominated
Europa Cinemas Label Award The Brand New Testament Nominated
SACD Prize The Brand New Testament Nominated
César Awards[16] Best Foreign Film The Brand New Testament Nominated
David di Donatello[17] Best European Film The Brand New Testament Nominated
European Film Awards[18] Best European Comedy The Brand New Testament Nominated
Best Production Designer Sylvie Olivé Won
European Film Awards[19] People's Choice Award for Best European Film The Brand New Testament Nominated
European Film Festival Palić[20] Best Film The Brand New Testament Nominated
Fantastic Fest[21] Best Comedy The Brand New Testament Won
Filmfest Hamburg[22] Art Cinema Award The Brand New Testament Nominated
Francophone Film Awards[23] Best Film The Brand New Testament Nominated
Best Screenplay Jaco Van Dormael and Thomas Gunzig Won
Best Actor Benoît Poelvoorde Nominated
Best Supporting Actress Yolande Moreau Nominated
Golden Globe Awards[24] Best Foreign Language Film The Brand New Testament Nominated
Gopo Awards[25] Best European Film The Brand New Testament Nominated
Haifa International Film Festival[26] Best International Film The Brand New Testament Won
Carmel Award The Brand New Testament Nominated
Lumières Awards[27] Best French-Language Film The Brand New Testament Nominated
Luxembourg Film Awards[28] Best Film in Coproduction The Brand New Testament Won
Best Technical Achievement Marco Lorenzini Nominated
Magritte Awards[7] Best Film The Brand New Testament Won
Best Director Jaco Van Dormael Won
Best Screenplay Jaco Van Dormael and Thomas Gunzig Won
Best Supporting Actress Yolande Moreau Nominated
Best Supporting Actor David Murgia Nominated
Most Promising Actress Pili Groyne Nominated
Most Promising Actor Romain Gelin Nominated
Best Cinematography Christophe Beaucarne Nominated
Best Sound François Dumont, Michel Schillings and Dominique Warnier Nominated
Best Original Score An Pierlé Won
Méliès d'Or[29] Best European Fantastic Film The Brand New Testament Nominated
Norwegian International Film Festival[30] Audience Award The Brand New Testament Won
Special Jury Prize The Brand New Testament Won
Palm Springs International Film Festival[31] Best Narrative Feature The Brand New Testament Runner-up
Satellite Awards[32] Best Foreign Language Film The Brand New Testament Nominated
Sergio Amidei Award[33] Best Screenplay Jaco Van Dormael and Thomas Gunzig Nominated
Sitges Film Festival[34] Best Film The Brand New Testament Nominated
Best Actress Pili Groyne Won
Best European Fantastic Film The Brand New Testament Won
Tallgrass Film Festival[35] Outstanding Narrative Feature The Brand New Testament Won
Trailers FilmFest[36] Best European Trailer The Brand New Testament Won

See also

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References

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  3. ^ Chang, Justin (21 April 2015). "Cannes: Directors' Fortnight Unveils 2015 Lineup". Variety. Retrieved 21 April 2015.
  4. ^ Keslassy, Elsa (22 September 2015). "Belgium Sends 'The Brand New Testament' To Foreign-Language Oscar Race". Variety. Retrieved 22 September 2015.
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  11. ^ Anderson, Erik (15 December 2016). "Austin Film Critics Association (AFCA) Nominations: The Handmaiden Lands Top Mentions, Trevante Rhodes Double Nominated". AwardsWatch.com. Retrieved 15 December 2016.
  12. ^ Miller, Neil (15 December 2016). "2016 Austin Film Critics Awards Nominees, 'Moonlight' and 'Arrival' lead the way in AFCA's 2016 nominations". Medium.com. Archived from the original on 22 June 2017. Retrieved 15 December 2016.
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  17. ^ Lombardi, Letizia Lara (22 March 2016). "David di Donatello 2016, ecco tutte le nomination". Best Movie. Retrieved 5 April 2016.
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  20. ^ "European Film Festival Palić to include the world premiere of Veiko Õunpuu's Roukli". Cineuropa. 17 July 2015. Retrieved 10 December 2015.
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  24. ^ Lang, Brent (10 December 2015). "'Carol,' Netflix Lead Golden Globes Nomination". Variety. Retrieved 10 December 2015.
  25. ^ Iulia, Blaga (24 February 2016). "Aferim! Leads Gopo Awards Nods". Film New Europe. Retrieved 2 May 2016.
  26. ^ Fainaru, Edna (5 October 2015). "Elad Keidan's 'Afterthought' wins at Haifa Film Festival". ScreenDaily. Retrieved 16 January 2016.
  27. ^ "Prix Lumières 2016 : Trois souvenirs de ma jeunesse et Mustang en tête des nominations". AlloCiné. 4 January 2016.
  28. ^ Pinto, Vitor (16 December 2015). "Luxembourg's D'Filmakademie unveils nominations for its biennial awards". Cineuropa. Retrieved 16 January 2016.
  29. ^ "La jeune actrice bruxelloise Pili Groyne récompensée au festival de Sitgès" (in French). RTL. 17 October 2015. Retrieved 10 December 2015.
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  31. ^ Lowe, Kinsey (10 January 2016). "'Labyrinth Of Lies', Nora Ephron Doc 'Everything Is Copy' Take Audience Awards At Palm Springs Fest". Deadline Hollywood. Penske Business Media. Retrieved 16 January 2016.
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