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Bollocks (/ˈbɒləks/) is a word of Middle English origin meaning "testicles". The word is often used in British English and Irish English in a multitude of negative ways; it most commonly appears as a noun meaning "rubbish" or "nonsense", an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, or an adjective to describe something that is of poor quality or useless. It is also used in common phrases like "bollocks to this", which is said when quitting a task or job that is too difficult or negative, and "that's a load of old bollocks", which generally indicates contempt for a certain subject or opinion. Conversely, the word also appears in positive phrases such as "the dog's bollocks" or more simply "the bollocks", which will refer to something which is admired or well-respected.[A]

Etymology

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The Oxford English Dictionary (OED) gives examples of its usage dating back to the 13th century. One of the early references is Wycliffe's Bible (1382), Leviticus xxii, 24: "Al beeste, that ... kitt and taken awey the ballokes is, ye shulen not offre to the Lord ..." (any beast that is cut and taken away the bollocks, you shall not offer to the Lord, i.e. castrated animals are not suitable as sacrifices).

The OED states (with abbreviations expanded): "Probably a derivative of Teutonic ball-, of which the Old English representative would be inferred as beall-u, -a, or -e". The Teutonic ball- in turn probably derives from the Proto-Indo-European base *bhel-, to inflate or swell. This base also forms the root of many other words, including "phallus".

Meaning "nonsense"

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From the 17th to the 19th century, bollocks or ballocks was allegedly used as a slang term for a clergyman, although this meaning is not mentioned by the OED's 1989 edition. For example, in 1684, the Commanding Officer of the Straits Fleet regularly referred to his chaplain as "Ballocks".[2] It has been suggested that bollocks came to have its modern meaning of "nonsense" because some clergymen were notorious for talking nonsense during their sermons.[3]

Severity

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Originally, the word "bollocks" was the everyday vernacular word for testicles—as noted above, it was used in this sense in the first English-language Bible, in the 14th century. By the mid-17th century, at least, it had begun to acquire coarse figurative meanings (see § Bollocking), for example in a translation of works by Rabelais.

It did not appear in Samuel Johnson's 1755 dictionary of the English language.[4] It was also omitted from the 1933 Oxford English Dictionary and its 1941 reprint, finally appearing in the 1972 supplement.[5] The first modern English dictionary to include an entry for "bollocks" was G. N. Garmonsway's Penguin English Dictionary of 1965.[citation needed]

The relative severity of the various profanities, as perceived by the British public, was studied on behalf of the Broadcasting Standards Commission, Independent Television Commission, BBC and Advertising Standards Authority. The results of this jointly commissioned research were published in December 2000 in a paper called "Delete Expletives?".[6] This placed "bollocks" in eighth position in terms of its perceived severity, between "prick" (seventh place) and "arsehole" (ninth place).[7] By comparison, the word "balls" (which has some similar meanings) was down in 22nd place. Of the people surveyed, 25% thought that "bollocks" should not be broadcast at all, and only 11% thought that it could acceptably be broadcast at times before the national 9 pm "watershed" on television (radio does not have a watershed).[8] 25% of the people regarded "bollocks" as "very severe", 32% "quite severe", 34% "mild" and 8% considered it "not swearing".[9]

A survey of the language of London teenagers (published in 2002) examined, amongst other things, the incidence of various swearwords in their speech. It noted that the top ten swearwords make up 81% of the total swearwords. "Bollocks" was the seventh most frequent swearword, after "fucking", "shit", "fuck", "bloody", "hell" and "fuck off". Below "bollocks" were "bastard", "bitch" and "damn", in eighth, ninth and tenth places.[10] This research regarded these words as swearwords in the context of their usage but observed that some might be inoffensive in other contexts.[11]

Some campaigners, particularly the Liberal Democrats, hoping to stop the UK's departure from the European Union adopted the slogan, "Bollocks to Brexit". When queried about the propriety of the use of this term in Parliament in January 2019, the Speaker of the House, John Bercow ruled that the use of the word in Parliamentary speech was "not disorderly".[12]

Negative uses

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"Talking bollocks" and "bollockspeak"

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"Talking bollocks" generally means talking nonsense or bullshit,[13] for example: "Don't listen to him, he's talking bollocks", or "talking absolute bollocks". Another example is "I told Maurice that he was talking bollocks, that he was full of shit and that his opinions were a pile of piss. (Rhetoric was always my indulgence.)"[14] "Talking bollocks" in a corporate context is referred to as bollockspeak.[15] Bollockspeak tends to be buzzword-laden and largely content-free, like gobbledygook: "Rupert, we'll have to leverage our synergies to facilitate a paradigm shift by Q4" is an example of management bollockspeak. There is a whole parodic book entitled The Little Book of Management Bollocks.[16] When a great deal of bollocks is being spoken, it may be said that the 'bollocks quotient' is high.[17]

A "bollocks" (singular noun)

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Comparable to cock-up, screw-up, balls-up, fuck-up etc. Used with the indefinite article, it means a disaster, a mess or a failure. It is often used pejoratively, as in to have "made a bollocks out of it",[18] and it is generally used throughout Britain and Ireland.

Bollocks up (transitive verb)

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To bollocks something up means "to mess something up". It refers to a botched job: "Well, you bollocksed it up that time, Your Majesty!" or "Bollocksed up at work again, I fear. Millions down the drain".[19]

To "drop a bollock"

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To "drop a bollock" describes the malfunction of an operation, or messing something up, as in many sports, and in more polite business parlance, dropping the ball brings play to an unscheduled halt.[20]

Bollocking

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Noun

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A "bollocking" usually denotes a robust verbal chastisement for something which one has done (or not done, as the case may be), for instance: "I didn't do my homework and got a right bollocking off Mr Smith", or "A nurse was assisting at an appendix operation when she shouldn't have been ... and the surgeon got a bollocking".[21] Actively, one gives or delivers a bollocking to someone; in the building trade one can 'throw a right bollocking into' someone.

The Oxford English Dictionary gives the earliest meaning as "to slander or defame" and suggests that it entered the English language from the 1653 translation of one of Rabelais' works, which includes the Middle French expression "en couilletant", translated as "ballocking". The earliest printed use in the sense of a severe reprimand is, according to the OED, from 1946.[22]

Adjective

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Bollocking can also be used as a reinforcing adjective: "He hasn't a bollocking clue!" or "Where's me bollocking car?"[23]

"A kick in the bollocks"

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"A kick in the bollocks" is used to describe a significant setback or disappointment, e.g. "I was diagnosed with having skin cancer. Ye Gods! What a kick in the bollocks".[24]

"Freeze (or work) one's bollocks off"

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To freeze one's bollocks off means to be very cold. To "work one's bollocks off" is to work very hard. This phrase is also sometimes used by or about women: Boy George referred to his mother "working her bollocks off" at home.[25]

"Bollock naked"

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"Bollock naked" is used in the singular form to emphasise being completely nude: "he was completely pissed and stark bollock naked".[26]

Bollocks (singular noun)

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In Ireland, "bollocks", "ballocks" or "bollox" can be used as a singular noun to mean a despicable or notorious person, for instance: "Who's the old ballocks you were talking to?"[27]

"Bollocksed"

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Multiple meanings, also spelled "bolloxed" or "bollixed":

  1. Exhausted: "I couldn't sleep at all last night, I'm completely bollocksed!"
  2. Broken: "My foot pump is bollocksed."
  3. An extreme state of inebriation or drug-induced stupor: "Last night I got completely bollocksed".[28]
  4. Hungover (or equivalent): "I drank two bottles of gin last night, I'm completely bollocksed."
  5. Made a mistake: "I tried to draw that landscape, but I bollocksed it up."

The phrase "bollocksed up" means to be in a botched, bungled, confused or disarrayed state; e.g. "He managed to bollix up the whole project."[29][30] In the printing and newspaper industries, dropping a California Job type case of moveable type – spilling the contents – was a classic example of "bollocksing up the works". The box was called "pied". "Bollocksed" in that sense meant "beyond all repair".[1]

Positive uses

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"Dog's bollocks"

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A usage with a positive (albeit still vulgar) sense is "the dog's bollocks" or simplified "The Bollocks".[31] An example of this usage is: "Before Tony Blair's speech, a chap near me growled: 'He thinks he's the 'dog's bollocks'. Well, he's entitled to. It was a commanding speech: a real 'dog's bollocks' of an oration."[32]

Although this is a recent term (the Online Etymology Dictionary dates it to 1989,[31][33]) its origins are obscure. Etymologist Eric Partridge and the Oxford English Dictionary believe the term comes from the now obsolete typographical sequence of a colon and a dash :-.[34] This typography, using a dash following a colon -:, was used to introduce a list. Thus, it is a very early example of an emoticon.[1]

The Oxford English Dictionary says the following mark (":— ") is entitled "the dog’s bollocks", defined as: "typogr. a colon followed by a dash, regarded as forming a shape resembling the male sexual organs." The usage is cited to the year 1949.[1][35]

This phrase has found its way into popular culture in a number of ways. There is a beer brewed in England by the Wychwood Brewery called the Dog's Bollocks,[36] as well as a lager cocktail.[37]

The Dutch city Groningen has a pub-style café named "The dog's bollocks".[38]

"Chuffed to one's bollocks"

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The phrase "chuffed to one's bollocks" describes someone who is very pleased with themselves. Nobel laureate Harold Pinter used this in The Homecoming.[39] The phrase provided a serious challenge to translators of his work.[40] Pinter used a similar phrase in an open letter, published in The Guardian, and addressed to Prime Minister Tony Blair, attacking his co-operation with American foreign policy. The letter ends by saying "Oh, by the way, meant to mention, forgot to tell you, we were all chuffed to the bollocks when Labour won the election."[41]

Other uses

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  • "Bollock-head" is a vulgar British term for a shaven head.[42] It can also refer to someone who is stupid, as can "bollock-brain". The Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue (1811) cites the expression "His brains are in his ballocks", to designate a fool.[43]

Bollards

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The 2007 Concise new Partridge dictionary of slang and unconventional English quotes "bollards" as meaning "testicles" and that it is a play on the word bollocks.[44]

Literature

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The play Sodom, or the Quintessence of Debauchery, published in 1684 and ascribed to John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester, includes a character named Bolloxinion, King of Sodom (along with other characters with names such as General Buggeranthos and the maid of honour, Fuckadilla). The word bollox appears several times in the text, such as:

Had all mankind, whose pintles I adore,
With well fill'd bollox swiv'd me o'er and o'er.
None could in nature have oblig'd me more.[45]

In 1690, the publisher Benjamin Crayle was fined 20 pounds and sent to prison for his part in publishing the play.[46]

In one of the tales in Burton's 1885 translation of The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night, Kafur, the eunuch, says:

But now my spirit is broken and my tricks are gone from me, so alas! are my ballocks.[47]

Obscenity court ruling

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Perhaps the best-known use of the term is in the title of the 1977 punk rock album Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols. Testimony in a resulting prosecution over the term demonstrated that in Old English, the word referred to a priest, and could also be used to mean "nonsense". Defence barrister John Mortimer QC and Virgin Records won the case: the court ruled that the word was not obscene.[48] It just means "put aside all of that other rubbish and pay attention to this".[1] In a summary for the defence, Mortimer asked,

What sort of country are we living in if a politician comes to Nottingham and speaks here to a group of people in the city centre and during his speech a heckler replies "bollocks". Are we to expect this person to be incarcerated, or do we live in a country where we are proud of our Anglo-Saxon language? Do we wish our language to be virile and strong or watered down and weak?[49]

Tony Wright, a Leicestershire trader, was given an £80 fixed penalty fine by police for selling T-shirts bearing the slogan "Bollocks to Blair". This took place on 29 June 2006 at the Royal Norfolk Show; the police issued the penalty notice, quoting Section 5 of the Public Order Act 1986 which refers to language "deemed to cause harassment, alarm or distress".[50]

See also

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Look up bollocks, testicles, or dog's bollocks in Wiktionary, the free dictionary.

References

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Notes

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  1. ^ "Dog's bollocks" has been naturally extended "sometimes for decorum's sake, and refer to the 'mutt's nuts', the 'puppy's privates', or... 'badger's nadgers'."[1]

Citations

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  1. ^ a b c d e McAlpine, Fraser (12 September 2011). "The Dog's Bollocks". Anglophenia, Fraser’s Phrases. BBC America. Retrieved 31 January 2015.
  2. ^ Riedy, James L. (31 January 2013). The Pleasures of Testicles: A Celebration and Exploration of All Things Balls. Outskirts Press. ISBN 9781432788896.
  3. ^ Watkins, Peter (2002). The Soul of Wit: Eccentricity, Absurdity and Other Ecclesiastical Treasures. SCM-Canterbury Press Ltd. p. 71. ISBN 1-85311-496-0.
  4. ^ *Downloadable copy of Johnson's Dictionary, 6th Edition, Volume 1 and Volume 2 at the Internet Archive
  5. ^ Melvin J. Lasky: The language of journalism: Profanity, obscenity and the media, Aldine Transaction, 2007. ISBN 0-7658-0220-1, ISBN 978-0-7658-0220-0. p.134
  6. ^ ASA Reports and Surveys Archived 14 March 2010 at the Wayback Machine, Delete Expletives paper. Retrieved 19 March 2010.
  7. ^ Delete Expletives, p.9
  8. ^ Delete Expletives, p.28
  9. ^ Delete Expletives, p.12
  10. ^ Anna-Brita Stenström, Gisle Andersen and Ingrid Kristine Hasund: Trends in teenage talk: corpus compilation, analysis, and findings, John Benjamins Publishing Company, 2002. ISBN 1-58811-252-7, ISBN 978-1-58811-252-1. p.80
  11. ^ Stenström, Andersen and Hasund, p.76
  12. ^ "European Union (Withdrawal) Act - Hansard". hansard.parliament.uk. Retrieved 19 May 2019.
  13. ^ R Lingo, Talking Bollocks!: Totally Stupid Everyday Remarks, Crombie Jardine Publishing Limited, 2008.ISBN 1906051186, ISBN 978-1-906051-18-1
  14. ^ Robert McLiam Wilson, Ripley Bogle, Arcade Publishing, 1998, ISBN 1-55970-424-1, ISBN 978-1-55970-424-3
  15. ^ Tony J. Watson, Organising and managing work: organisational, managerial and strategic behaviour in theory and practice (2nd edition), Pearson Education, 2006, ISBN 0-273-70480-X, 9780273704805. p.231: "I call a cock up a cock up and not a "contingent operating difficulty [which is] pompous bollock-speak."
  16. ^ Alistair Beaton 2001 ISBN 978-0-7434-0413-6
  17. ^ John Pilger, 'The politics of bollocks', New Statesman 5 February 2009 [1]
  18. ^ Henry Friedman, Sander Meredeen, The dynamics of industrial conflict: lessons from Ford, Taylor & Francis, 1980, ISBN 0-7099-0374-X, 9780709903741, p.104: "Birch had admitted to Rees that the Union had 'made a bollocks of it' by confusing the grading and equal pay issues in court."
  19. ^ "Memorable Quotes from Notting Hill". IMDb. Retrieved 5 February 2007.
  20. ^ "Top Ten Worst Vanity Projects". Retrieved 5 February 2007. "Guy Ritchie ... was about to drop a bollock from a mile high. His next project in 2003 was Swept Away, a film so harshly derided by critics that it actually made the reader feel sympathy for the poor guy – that is, until they saw it for themselves."
  21. ^ Lyall, Joanna (26 February 2005). "Journalists accused of wrecking doctors' lives". British Medical Journal. 330 (7489): 485. doi:10.1136/bmj.330.7489.485. PMC 549675.
  22. ^ Oxford English Dictionary, online edition. Entry for "bollocking"
  23. ^ Brown, Christy (1976). Wild Grow the Lillies. Martin Secker & Warburg. p. 216.
  24. ^ Roger Stutter, Jonny Kennedy: The Story of the Boy Whose Skin Fell Off, Tonto Books, 2007, ISBN 0-9552183-8-1, ISBN 978-0-9552183-8-5. p.158
  25. ^ Deborah Ross, "Boy George: Drama chameleon"[dead link‍], The Independent, 13 May 2002
  26. ^ Carter, Jon (2005). South America Detox. Carter. p. 258. ISBN 0-9552184-0-3.
  27. ^ Joyce, James (1922). Ulysses. Oxford University Press. Episode 12. ISBN 0-19-502168-1.
  28. ^ Ball, Kevin. "Bally's Celtic Swing". A Love Supreme (Sunderland AFC Fanzine). ALS Publications. Archived from the original on 6 December 2006. Retrieved 5 February 2007. "We all went out ... for a few beers to a place called Sean's Bar. Some of the lads were playing darts in there, and there was a lass near them who was utterly bollocksed. She was all over the shop."
  29. ^ "Bollocks". American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language (Fifth ed.). Houghton Mifflin Harcourt Publishing Company. 2011.
  30. ^ "Bollocks". Random House Kernerman Webster's College Dictionary. K Dictionaries Ltd., Random House, Inc. 2010 [1991].
  31. ^ a b Dog's bollocks – meaning and origin phrases.org.uk, Viz magazine 1989: "Viz: the dog's bollocks: the best of issues 26 to 31".
  32. ^ The Times, 4 October 1995, p7
  33. ^ Douglas Harper. "Online Etymology Dictionary". Retrieved 8 September 2006.
  34. ^ Partridge, Eric (1949). A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English (3rd ed.). Routledge & Paul. LCCN 50014741.
  35. ^ Martens, Nick (20 January 2010). "The Secret History of Typography in the Oxford English Dictionary". The Bygone Bureau. Archived from the original on 22 November 2014. Retrieved 31 January 2015.
  36. ^ "Wychwood Dogs Bollocks". RateBeer LLC. Retrieved 8 September 2006.
  37. ^ "Dogs Bollocks recipe". Archived from the original on 14 June 2006. Retrieved 8 September 2006.
  38. ^ thedogsbollocks.nl
  39. ^ "He'll be chuffed to his bollocks in the morning when he sees his eldest son".
  40. ^ "Michael Billington Q&A: Language". BBC. Retrieved 4 December 2010.
  41. ^ Raby, Peter (2001). The Cambridge Companion to Harold Pinter. Cambridge University Press. p. 232. ISBN 0-521-65842-X.
  42. ^ Wilson, Robert McLiam (1998). Ripley Bogle. Arcade Publishing. p. 302. ISBN 1-55970-424-1."My baldy chum wasn't smiling now...This bollock-head was obviously an amateur, a cowboy".
  43. ^ Grose, Captain (2004) [1811]. 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue. Kessinger Publishing. p. 15. ISBN 1-4191-0007-6.
  44. ^ Tom Dalzell, Terry Victor: The concise new Partridge dictionary of slang and unconventional English, Routledge, 2007. ISBN 0-415-21259-6, ISBN 978-0-415-21259-5. p.76
  45. ^ Earl John Wilmot: Sodom; Or the Quintessence of Debauchery, Act IV, published 1684. Reprinted by Olympia Press, 2004 ISBN 1-59654-021-4, ISBN 978-1-59654-021-7
  46. ^ Sheryl Straight (2003). "The Obscenity of Censorship: A History of Indecent People and Lacivious Publications". Retrieved 24 March 2010.
  47. ^ Richard F. Burton (translator). The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night: A Plain and Literal Translation of the Arabian Nights Entertainments, Volume 2, Oxford, 1885. eText from Project Gutenberg. Retrieved 24 March 2010.
  48. ^ "Record sleeve of punk rock album ruled not indecent". The Times. 25 November 1977. p. 2. Retrieved 4 December 2010.[dead link‍]
  49. ^ Lloyd, Peter Alan. "Legal Bollocks – The Infamous Sex Pistols Indecency Prosecution". Bombed Out!. Archived from the original on 31 October 2016. Retrieved 30 October 2016.
  50. ^ "UK | England | Leicestershire | Man fined for 'rude' Blair shirt". BBC News. 30 June 2006. Retrieved 14 February 2010.
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